Sunday, June 24, 2007

You know when...

The other day I ran across a list of "You know when you're in Kansas when..." I thought it was quite humourous and decided to make my own list.

"You know you're and LDS student family when:"

1. Your husband is gone every Saturday in May to help out with the move outs

2. You know the meaning of acronyms like "WIC" and "SCHIP" whether you're on them or not

3. Your ward numbers shrink by 50% in the summer

4. In the summer you avoid the Bishiop at all costs. He might give you a second calling

5. You're a "stalker shopper"-- You visit Old Navy and Target 3 times a week to see if that clearance item has gone down from $2.78 to $1.97

6. You're part of a "stalker shopper" network. Your friends will call you and let you know when that clearance item goes to $1.97

7. Your husband has the best Christmas vacation ever--3 weeks off school

8. You love the months April through September--hooray for garage sales!

9. "My Favourites" on your computer are set to Craigslist and and any other bargain finding website

10. You talk about the future in phrases like "when we become real people" because for some reason getting a job will make us feel like we're grown up and real people

11. You know how to fix minor maintenance problems in your house. You've watched the maitenance crew fix that leaky faucet 3 times in the past month

12. You call the maintenance crew to come fix things even though you know how to fix them. Heck, it's coming out of your rent cheque anyways

13. You pray daily for things like your washer, dryer, car, etc (anything that can potentially break down) that they'll all make it to graduation

There...that's what I've come up with. All you student families let me know of any other good ones to add to the list.


At 6:27 PM, Blogger Crissy Bear said...

How about the fact that Earned Income Tax makes up like 1/3 of your yearly income :)

At 6:29 PM, Blogger Crissy Bear said...

ooh and also the fact that you judge who should be your friend on graduation dates, not because you are jealous but because you just don't know how many more best friends you can lose.

At 6:58 PM, Blogger Sarah Beck said...

yes...I like those!

At 7:30 PM, Blogger Jessica Bybee said...

Thanks for the laugh, Sarah! How about:
You shop at 3 different grocery stores during the week, just to get the best prices.

At 2:40 PM, Blogger thomasheidisimpson said...

how about eating out at mcdonalds IS a BIG DEAL!
and buying a name brand cereal means it was 2 for 1!

At 9:17 PM, Blogger RobynandJoe said...

That is hilarious...I can't say I miss those days!


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